You’re willing to pay $30+ for boutique fitness classes without batting an eyelash, which makes paying for your $10+ post-class green juice feel like an absolute bargain. You love a sassy workout tank. You think that people who don’t put their hair up to work out are insane and/or totally slacking.


When people asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up, your go-to answer was ballerina. You like to work out hard {and get sore,} but you hate to sweat. You own a pair of grippy socks, but prefer to be perpetually barefoot. Your spirit animal is a swan.


You may or may not have above-average levels of pent up rage. You appreciate a good DVD as much as an in-person class. Jillian Michaels is your ultimate girl crush. You secretly love to yell, and your tendencies toward road rage can be rather frightening.

Distance running

You love cardio. You also love talking about how much you love cardio. When you’re not racking up miles, you’re probably eating. You have some indicator of your running a marathon on your car, body, or social media bio.

Kayla Itsines ‘Bikini Body Guide’

You stay on top of the latest trending topics and Instagram hashtags. You own a Triangl bikini and use Frank. body scrub. “Strong is the new skinny” is kind of your motto. You have an entire iPhone album dedicated to your weekly progress photos.


You’re a little crunchy, and that’s just the way you like it. You work variations of “namaste” into casual conversation. You were into kombucha before it was trendy, and you appreciate that you can do your workout-of-choice while also battling a righteous hangover.

Crushed it.



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